And no, I have not been playing WoW.. if I had been, I wouldn't be posting this, I'd be lvling my mains.
AHEM
I present to you "WoW" by Futuristic Sex Robotz (best song ever!!!)
[CHORUS]
Recycle Bin: Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Subrandom: Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff
Recycle Bin: We started out life in the Valley of Trials
Subrandom: Now we stack gold in big ass piles
Recycle Bin: Lookin through the books on top of the shelves
Subrandom: Learning spells, gonna plow some naked Elves
Recycle Bin: Chillin in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
Subrandom: We're engineers at the level of Geordi La Forge
[PC Speaker:]
Got home from work and I had some time
so I opened up WoW and I got online
Logged into my Shaman up on Daggerspine
when this maxed out motherfucker tried to take what's mine
He said "I spent a thousand hours and I failed out of school
and to justify it, I challenge you to a duel"
I said thats okay, I know you'd beat me
look at me I'm not even at level 20
I've got one of those things that they call a job
and so I can't spend all day, runnin a mob
Motherfucker kept pushin, wouldn't leave me alone
I said "Fine bitch, pretend to be Sylvester Stallone"
After he won he started talkin hella shit
and I thought to myself, "Is this fool legit?"
I called Recycle Bin and Subrandom to the place
and they found the little bitch and regulated on his face
See, we don't take no shit from internet teenagers
pretending to to be straight gangster ass bangers
Step out of cyberspace and come over to my place
I got a level 60 bullet for your motherfuckin face
[Repeat CHORUS]
[Subrandom:]
Remember back when 10 fuckin levels was hard?
Now it's ten 60s gankin noobs in the yard
Fat stacks of gear for Blackwing Lair
10k armor when I shift into bear
We got all these farmers rollin on gear
now we quick to boot em the fuck out of here
Murlocks be screamin when we show up
Volatile Rum's what's fillin up my cup
Today we catch no hastle in Stratholm
droppin bosses harder than John Holmes
Updated weekly, this shit is great
can't say no more cause the game don't wait
[Repeat CHORUS]
[Recycle Bin:]
Started out my life killing them boars
now I spend my days rapin Night Elf whores
Catch you in the valley, and get me some head
I swear that we're fighting an army of speds
Don't even get me started on you fuckin gold farmers
you gotta make a living, but I need that armor
One day I met this dude yellin "Yar motherfucker"
tankin up mobs like a angry drunk trucker
Introduced me to the ill Druid squad, yo
never run with em, but I'll give a Priest a nod, ho
You can melt faces but I'm smashin em in
Windfury on my tuf so you fear Recycle Bin
Watch out, comin soon to an ass near you
a non-stop beating that's long overdue
[Repeat CHORUS]
.... yeah. I'll catch up here later.. omg.. I so wanna play wow.. ><;;;
Devious Comments
mmorpgs ftw?
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